Customer: hi are you the manager?
Me: yes, I’m the supervisor on duty. What can I help you with?
Customer: I was wondering if your company ever thought about switching from liquid splenda to liquid stevia. You see… I don’t know if you ever knew this but splenda eats away at your stomach lining and causes all these health issues. Meanwhile stevia is good for you and comes from a plant. As a customer I would feel much more comfortable if you weren’t offering splenda to your customers
Me: buddy… man…. I make $13/hour. I am too busy and not paid enough to deal with this right now. Do you know how expensive stevia is? Besides, we have stevia packets right next to the liquid splenda. If it really bothers you that much just ask us to mix it in to your drink before when you order it. For fucks sake, have some sense of awareness